Let’s face it, guys. Japan has always been known for their bizarre products, TV shows, commercials, and, well, porn. They also have the tendency to create massively awesome products that change the game – just look at the Playstation and the original Walkman. Finally, they also have a tendency to combine the awesomeness and absurdity of their stuff in ways that we can only barely comprehend.

And we love the them for that.

Japanese gadget maker Strapya is now selling the Music Card MP3 Player, and it’s a credit card-sized mp3 player. I know, the iPod nano’s also small (but not this small, I agree) but does it have external speakers like this baby over here?

Some key specs of the player:

• Dimensions: 5.4×8.6cm, just 5mm thick and weighs 20g.
• Plays MP3 or WMA format
• 2GB internal storage
• 2.5mm audio jack (comes with 3.5mm audio jack adapter)
• Built-in speakers
• 15 hours of playing time using just headphones
• Compatible with PC and Mac

However, there’s a bit of a problem. According to a promotional video on the Music Card MP3 website, this infinitely cool gadget can actually wreak havoc with your love life:

Guess what? I don’t care if this thing will make me die alone and lonely in some basement. I want one!

The Music Card MP3 Player sells for $26.70 and it ships worldwide.

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